This week, I give you the cover to Issue No. 1.

As you may have noticed, there was a sudden surge in voting associated with the “Half-Assed Hero Pants” option; however, the proponents (Hi Paul!) of that cover didn’t manage to reach a clear majority.

They did manage to tie the vote, so that means I’m doing two covers, and Half-Assed Hero Pants is up next. It’ll be out next Sunday. Call it a Christmas miracle… of hero pants.